Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Season's Greetings

With the outset of Christmas and Newyear lets hope and pray that the new year brings in a lot of luck to all the members near me ......
Its time to pull out ur dancing shoes and the fancy designer outfits out of ur closets ... Hope to see all my dear friends near me on the Christmas and The न्यू year dance at the Ten Downing Street Hyderabad.....
Merry क्स्मस एंड अ हैप्पी न्यू इयर ......

Keep Smiling and Just do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Friday, December 19, 2008

heart "BREAKING" News !!!!

For a change the world was standing upside down when the Drunken Monk who is also called the Gyani was heard listening to gyan from an other fellow member . The hot topic of discussion as I heard was "HOW TO GIVE UP DRINKING" I was a little surprised to hear that our very own star is actually comtemplating how to give up drink's !!! I would be really sorry if that would happen, Eventually he will stop meeting me !!!

But Guys , Girls its a very brave stand taken by the Drunken monk to over come this weakness
Keep writing as ur inputs are very important !!! I feel we should stand by him in support
What say Guys ..............

Monday, December 15, 2008

TEL to CEL

On this, the 15th Day of the 12th Month of this year, one among us has taken a step up on the corporate ladder..... Let's wish the 'Drunken Monk' all the very best on his new JOB.

Congrats on the move from TEL to CEL, while the AIR remains the same.

Coin flipped...

Have you seen the "Coin" flip from white to black and now slowly flipping back through shades of grey to white....well that's coin flipping for you। for the uninitiated its सिक्का !
Then there is this guy who used to be a regular,
thin as a reed and resembles a reefer

flitting from a dowager to a CCI,
for ladies, he sho' has a roving eye

Oft' seen with women who are well past their prime,
he 's got a very keen eye on their dime !

his latest acquisition being this ms 'prim and propah'
who sans make up and clothes would look like a loofah!

shapeless as she ,
fleshless is he

much time must be spent rolling in the sack
just to find the thing that they call a cock !

try as hard as he may
t'is but a needle in the hay

together they make such a ridiculous pair
she like a roller and he, a strand of hair

Beware - all ye who have amorous thoughts bout er'
for 'he' shall soon hear about the misdemeanour

great misfortunes may then befall
for he shall soon recieve a threatening call!

Friday, December 5, 2008

The Lady with Pink Tight's

About 100 years ago PG Woodhouse in the White Feat mentioned that there was a lady with Pinktights in house. To my horror I saw it last nite , a beautiful lady with the nightmarish PINK TIGHTS!!!! I was a little surprised to see that there are people still wearing Pink tights in this moden age when people are actaully wearing close to nothing !!!!

Way to go lady , you surely know how to make heads turn.........

Thursday, December 4, 2008

The Bitch

Good Afternoon this is table no 8 reporting after a gap offew days!!!!
This episode happened late last evening the regulars landed late to Ten downing , I was very happy for once that there were 2 beautiful ladies standing by my side, Suddenly the whole Gingbang lands up and there was a nighmarish episode that took place , the Hustler walks in first , I was happy to see her come to me , then the rest of the gang followed. I recollect The Smoking Monster telling the Hustler "Deere se Andhar jaa" to this the Hustler replied why the fuck should I go in slowly. The two poor Girls who were standing by my side suddenly found themself with no place to stand it so happend that the poor girls had to ask Vijay a Steward to get them an other Table , "Poor Darlings" ,, Anthony came running only to find that the whole Goonda gang has entered. What can I say The Hustler is really a BITCH!!!

The Husler was on her way to the toilet, and one of the girls commented , to this the Hustler did mention that the whole Goonda Gang comes here 365 days and not just on fookat phynol nites as did the girls!!!!! The girls did not know what to say and finally had to SHUT UP!!!
There stands my "BITCH Tall and Strong "

WAY TO GO BABES!!!!