I Wish A wish

I am sure all you guys are right there in 10 D right now having a great time and I am at home not able to do anything more than just wish I was there..have a great evening you guys!!

Cheap Chinese Import

Couple of Months back a member visited abroad, to my horror i was scared when i saw this member with a new hair do and looking wired , I did understand that this was an attempt to ensure that peope notice , All I could think of it being some CHEAP CHINESE IMPORT!!!! landed at the Ten Downing Street Hyderabad !!!

I did understand that the world is filled with funny people who have nothing else to do and land up sitting on my head doing all this silly things

Kaha Ho

This man commonly known as the Surd has this wired habit of SMSing to check out where the rest of the table members are ,,, I dun understand and think will never understand what is the reason behind this... All I can say he is increasing revenue for Airtel , Guess his friends from AIRTEL are not complaining !!!! Three Cheers

Aare mai to Sahab Ban gaya!!!

ok this is a weekly update ,

Our very own drunken monk has actually become Sahab !!!! Well all we can say that yes hence forth all our bills at Table number 8 will be settled by the drunken monk

All the very best !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How many legs can a table have ???

One would most probably say - four . There would be many who would say - three, five , and ..... so on . I am sure that none of you would have heard of a table which has infinite number of legs ...espescially with some legs which come and go . This legendary table started with x number of legs ; which then increased and decreased as the years went by . And most importantly; each one of the legs gave a new dimension to the character of the table.. most enhancing , a few reminding that there can be wrong choices. Yes , there were some legs who were rejected by the essential character of the table . Yes , buddies , we are the legs of the table; the pillars who make Ten D happen , who make Hyderabad rock ; and I am sure will make this world go around ... clockwise or anti-clockwise doesnt really matter , does it ???

One day god decided to visit the pub. He went to bar counter and asked for Beer. After couple of jars of beer, he got drunk. When he asked the bar tender for a refil, the barman replied "Are u sure u can handle another beer."

To this god replied "I am GOD."

To which the barman replied "U R Drunk."

Drunken Driving

One night, a possee of police officers were stalking out the pub waiting to catch any drunk drivers. At closing time, they saw a person stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. Then, sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. Everyone left the bar and drove off. Finally, he started his engine and began to pull away. The cops were waiting for him.They stopped him, and started arguing and finally administered the Breathalyser test.The results showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be.
The driver replied, "Tonight, I'm the Designated Decoy."

Drunken Driving

10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving. Which makes it a logical statement that 90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!

There seems to be more live action than posts....

...really....considoring the number of subscribers to this blogspot and the intensely inane though not inappropriate or indictable but merely inopportune, inexplicable innumerable incidents that initiate the inexperienced to the insouciance brought upon by incessant and more importantly, inordinate intoxication.

What it necessarily means is " All drinking and no blogging makes jack a dull boy !" SO WRITE or BLOG.....!!!!!

PRESENTING . . . . . . .

Now is the right time to introduce the homosapiens (read Drunkards) who follow "EBMAFO" religiously.

Radhika Murli - The "HUSTLER"

Gurpal Singh Lail (Sabby) - The "SMOKING MONSTER".

Capt Ravi Subramanian - The "MAVERICK".

Rajesh Subramanian - The "OBSERVER"

Venkat Raghavan - The "आखरी बूँद !!" Man.

Col Bhupinder Singh Sandhu - The "माहोल कैसा है?" Man.

Tony Jayakumar - The parking lot "NEGOTIATOR"

Dona Kumar - The "BABY TIGRESS"

Vipin - The Ball "COLLECTOR"

Sheena - The "Hu man RESOURCER"

Navneet - The JAT da "PUTTAR"

Air Guitar Man

As usual the story is about drunken monk. (seems to be the most happening dude (???) on my head)
Click on the link to see my favourite child.
http://in.youtube.com/watch?v=hf2vLh3oRRY
This was one of those nights when the Drunken Monk was in his best elements and was showcasing his Guitar playing abilities, which was captured live by Sabby (DM's WOH).

The story of "can I drop you home"

The drunken monk who usually comes to Ten d in a chauffer driven auto rikshaw will end up asking girls if they want to be dropped back home , one sould say that's a nice gesture , but the million$ question is how? The drunken monk like I did mention in the other blog does not own a car nor has a Two wheeler , has a bunch of Auto drivers that usually drop him back home. This story goes a few months back , A couple of Chink girls at the Pub who were equally sozzled as the druken monk , were all over him at the parking lot. major kissing happening behind the car's. The drunken monk had been summoned by the rest of the gang that its time to get back home , on his way to the auto stand he ask's the chink girl "can I drop you home ???" To this there was a big roar from the rest of the gang as to HOW. In a auto ?
The question is yet to be answered, anyone with the answer to this please let me know !!!

Reality is an illusion created by ALCOHOL DEFICIENCY.

So drink and be merry . . . . . .

The Story of Drunken Driving

This is a wired story that took place a few month's back. A regular at table number 8 , called the drunken monk decides to drop Radhika ( another regular at the table) home after a long session of drinking ( Please note The druken monk does not own a car nor a two wheeler while on his way to TEN D) On his way back home he calls radhika and mentions that he was been picked up for drunken driving , while sitting on the back seat of a Auto Rikshaw.....

Table no 8... otherwise inhabited by...

THE EBMAFO ----- Elbow Bends, Mouth Automatically Falls Open ! Common symptoms -Homosapiens who cannot eat on an empty stomach !!!