The Story of Drunken Driving

This is a wired story that took place a few month's back. A regular at table number 8 , called the drunken monk decides to drop Radhika ( another regular at the table) home after a long session of drinking ( Please note The druken monk does not own a car nor a two wheeler while on his way to TEN D) On his way back home he calls radhika and mentions that he was been picked up for drunken driving , while sitting on the back seat of a Auto Rikshaw.....