One night, a possee of police officers were stalking out the pub waiting to catch any drunk drivers. At closing time, they saw a person stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. Then, sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. Everyone left the bar and drove off. Finally, he started his engine and began to pull away. The cops were waiting for him.They stopped him, and started arguing and finally administered the Breathalyser test.The results showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be.
The driver replied, "Tonight, I'm the Designated Decoy."
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