Season's Greetings

With the outset of Christmas and Newyear lets hope and pray that the new year brings in a lot of luck to all the members near me ......
Its time to pull out ur dancing shoes and the fancy designer outfits out of ur closets ... Hope to see all my dear friends near me on the Christmas and The न्यू year dance at the Ten Downing Street Hyderabad.....
Merry क्स्मस एंड अ हैप्पी न्यू इयर ......

Keep Smiling and Just do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

heart "BREAKING" News !!!!

For a change the world was standing upside down when the Drunken Monk who is also called the Gyani was heard listening to gyan from an other fellow member . The hot topic of discussion as I heard was "HOW TO GIVE UP DRINKING" I was a little surprised to hear that our very own star is actually comtemplating how to give up drink's !!! I would be really sorry if that would happen, Eventually he will stop meeting me !!!

But Guys , Girls its a very brave stand taken by the Drunken monk to over come this weakness
Keep writing as ur inputs are very important !!! I feel we should stand by him in support
What say Guys ..............

TEL to CEL

On this, the 15th Day of the 12th Month of this year, one among us has taken a step up on the corporate ladder..... Let's wish the 'Drunken Monk' all the very best on his new JOB.

Congrats on the move from TEL to CEL, while the AIR remains the same.

Coin flipped...

Have you seen the "Coin" flip from white to black and now slowly flipping back through shades of grey to white....well that's coin flipping for you। for the uninitiated its सिक्का !

Then there is this guy who used to be a regular,
thin as a reed and resembles a reefer

flitting from a dowager to a CCI,
for ladies, he sho' has a roving eye

Oft' seen with women who are well past their prime,
he 's got a very keen eye on their dime !

his latest acquisition being this ms 'prim and propah'
who sans make up and clothes would look like a loofah!

shapeless as she ,
fleshless is he

much time must be spent rolling in the sack
just to find the thing that they call a cock !

try as hard as he may
t'is but a needle in the hay

together they make such a ridiculous pair
she like a roller and he, a strand of hair

Beware - all ye who have amorous thoughts bout er'
for 'he' shall soon hear about the misdemeanour

great misfortunes may then befall
for he shall soon recieve a threatening call!

The Lady with Pink Tight's

About 100 years ago PG Woodhouse in the White Feat mentioned that there was a lady with Pinktights in house. To my horror I saw it last nite , a beautiful lady with the nightmarish PINK TIGHTS!!!! I was a little surprised to see that there are people still wearing Pink tights in this moden age when people are actaully wearing close to nothing !!!!

Way to go lady , you surely know how to make heads turn.........

The Bitch

Good Afternoon this is table no 8 reporting after a gap offew days!!!!
This episode happened late last evening the regulars landed late to Ten downing , I was very happy for once that there were 2 beautiful ladies standing by my side, Suddenly the whole Gingbang lands up and there was a nighmarish episode that took place , the Hustler walks in first , I was happy to see her come to me , then the rest of the gang followed. I recollect The Smoking Monster telling the Hustler "Deere se Andhar jaa" to this the Hustler replied why the fuck should I go in slowly. The two poor Girls who were standing by my side suddenly found themself with no place to stand it so happend that the poor girls had to ask Vijay a Steward to get them an other Table , "Poor Darlings" ,, Anthony came running only to find that the whole Goonda gang has entered. What can I say The Hustler is really a BITCH!!!

The Husler was on her way to the toilet, and one of the girls commented , to this the Hustler did mention that the whole Goonda Gang comes here 365 days and not just on fookat phynol nites as did the girls!!!!! The girls did not know what to say and finally had to SHUT UP!!!
There stands my "BITCH Tall and Strong "

WAY TO GO BABES!!!!

I Wish A wish

I am sure all you guys are right there in 10 D right now having a great time and I am at home not able to do anything more than just wish I was there..have a great evening you guys!!

Cheap Chinese Import

Couple of Months back a member visited abroad, to my horror i was scared when i saw this member with a new hair do and looking wired , I did understand that this was an attempt to ensure that peope notice , All I could think of it being some CHEAP CHINESE IMPORT!!!! landed at the Ten Downing Street Hyderabad !!!

I did understand that the world is filled with funny people who have nothing else to do and land up sitting on my head doing all this silly things

Kaha Ho

This man commonly known as the Surd has this wired habit of SMSing to check out where the rest of the table members are ,,, I dun understand and think will never understand what is the reason behind this... All I can say he is increasing revenue for Airtel , Guess his friends from AIRTEL are not complaining !!!! Three Cheers

Aare mai to Sahab Ban gaya!!!

ok this is a weekly update ,

Our very own drunken monk has actually become Sahab !!!! Well all we can say that yes hence forth all our bills at Table number 8 will be settled by the drunken monk

All the very best !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How many legs can a table have ???

One would most probably say - four . There would be many who would say - three, five , and ..... so on . I am sure that none of you would have heard of a table which has infinite number of legs ...espescially with some legs which come and go . This legendary table started with x number of legs ; which then increased and decreased as the years went by . And most importantly; each one of the legs gave a new dimension to the character of the table.. most enhancing , a few reminding that there can be wrong choices. Yes , there were some legs who were rejected by the essential character of the table . Yes , buddies , we are the legs of the table; the pillars who make Ten D happen , who make Hyderabad rock ; and I am sure will make this world go around ... clockwise or anti-clockwise doesnt really matter , does it ???

One day god decided to visit the pub. He went to bar counter and asked for Beer. After couple of jars of beer, he got drunk. When he asked the bar tender for a refil, the barman replied "Are u sure u can handle another beer."

To this god replied "I am GOD."

To which the barman replied "U R Drunk."

Drunken Driving

One night, a possee of police officers were stalking out the pub waiting to catch any drunk drivers. At closing time, they saw a person stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. Then, sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. Everyone left the bar and drove off. Finally, he started his engine and began to pull away. The cops were waiting for him.They stopped him, and started arguing and finally administered the Breathalyser test.The results showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be.
The driver replied, "Tonight, I'm the Designated Decoy."

Drunken Driving

10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving. Which makes it a logical statement that 90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!

There seems to be more live action than posts....

...really....considoring the number of subscribers to this blogspot and the intensely inane though not inappropriate or indictable but merely inopportune, inexplicable innumerable incidents that initiate the inexperienced to the insouciance brought upon by incessant and more importantly, inordinate intoxication.

What it necessarily means is " All drinking and no blogging makes jack a dull boy !" SO WRITE or BLOG.....!!!!!

PRESENTING . . . . . . .

Now is the right time to introduce the homosapiens (read Drunkards) who follow "EBMAFO" religiously.

Radhika Murli - The "HUSTLER"

Gurpal Singh Lail (Sabby) - The "SMOKING MONSTER".

Capt Ravi Subramanian - The "MAVERICK".

Rajesh Subramanian - The "OBSERVER"

Venkat Raghavan - The "आखरी बूँद !!" Man.

Col Bhupinder Singh Sandhu - The "माहोल कैसा है?" Man.

Tony Jayakumar - The parking lot "NEGOTIATOR"

Dona Kumar - The "BABY TIGRESS"

Vipin - The Ball "COLLECTOR"

Sheena - The "Hu man RESOURCER"

Navneet - The JAT da "PUTTAR"

Air Guitar Man

As usual the story is about drunken monk. (seems to be the most happening dude (???) on my head)
Click on the link to see my favourite child.
http://in.youtube.com/watch?v=hf2vLh3oRRY
This was one of those nights when the Drunken Monk was in his best elements and was showcasing his Guitar playing abilities, which was captured live by Sabby (DM's WOH).

The story of "can I drop you home"

The drunken monk who usually comes to Ten d in a chauffer driven auto rikshaw will end up asking girls if they want to be dropped back home , one sould say that's a nice gesture , but the million$ question is how? The drunken monk like I did mention in the other blog does not own a car nor has a Two wheeler , has a bunch of Auto drivers that usually drop him back home. This story goes a few months back , A couple of Chink girls at the Pub who were equally sozzled as the druken monk , were all over him at the parking lot. major kissing happening behind the car's. The drunken monk had been summoned by the rest of the gang that its time to get back home , on his way to the auto stand he ask's the chink girl "can I drop you home ???" To this there was a big roar from the rest of the gang as to HOW. In a auto ?
The question is yet to be answered, anyone with the answer to this please let me know !!!

Reality is an illusion created by ALCOHOL DEFICIENCY.

So drink and be merry . . . . . .

The Story of Drunken Driving

This is a wired story that took place a few month's back. A regular at table number 8 , called the drunken monk decides to drop Radhika ( another regular at the table) home after a long session of drinking ( Please note The druken monk does not own a car nor a two wheeler while on his way to TEN D) On his way back home he calls radhika and mentions that he was been picked up for drunken driving , while sitting on the back seat of a Auto Rikshaw.....

Table no 8... otherwise inhabited by...

THE EBMAFO ----- Elbow Bends, Mouth Automatically Falls Open ! Common symptoms -Homosapiens who cannot eat on an empty stomach !!!