Then there is this guy who used to be a regular,
thin as a reed and resembles a reefer

flitting from a dowager to a CCI,
for ladies, he sho' has a roving eye

Oft' seen with women who are well past their prime,
he 's got a very keen eye on their dime !

his latest acquisition being this ms 'prim and propah'
who sans make up and clothes would look like a loofah!

shapeless as she ,
fleshless is he

much time must be spent rolling in the sack
just to find the thing that they call a cock !

try as hard as he may
t'is but a needle in the hay

together they make such a ridiculous pair
she like a roller and he, a strand of hair

Beware - all ye who have amorous thoughts bout er'
for 'he' shall soon hear about the misdemeanour

great misfortunes may then befall
for he shall soon recieve a threatening call!